SWIMMING TO ANTARCTICA

Raven is holding his sides laughing. Pretty amazing when you consider that means he is levitating—no wing action at all.

What’s so funny?

“I don’t know if this is a joke or if it’s real, but this article says that Jason Blair is replacing Ari Fleisher as White House mouthpiece.” Raven wipes a tear from one beady eye and explodes in cackles.

It’s gotta be a joke, Rave! He’s that bogus alcoholic affirmative action bullshitter journalist that was fired from the NY TIMES.

“I know. I’m black and even I am offended by him. And the two head honchos from the TIMES just resigned. He brought down their house of cards, apparently.”

No way, Rave. They did it themselves by signing up to beat the war drums for the White House.

“My only hope is that he gets Bush back on the sauce. The world would be far better place with those two bozos falling off a barstool in Texas than sitting in the Oval Office.”

A very slender thread of hope, guy. I think we should consider heading south: Patagonia, or Tierra del Fuego.

“Swimming to Antarctica sounds about right….for you anyway. I can take the high road.”

Rave, straighten up and fly right.