RAVEN REFUSES TO CELEBRATE TURKEY DAY
Raven is happily reading the final results of the elections last Sunday in Venezuela.
"Chavez' party took 17 of the governorships being voted (a net gain as 5 of the ones won in 2004 ended up siding with the opposition) and 81% of the country's mayoralties. Good going! Of course the opposition media--including the New York Times--claim that the opposition made huge gains--when they actually lost 300,000 votes since last December's referendum on the constitutional changes and the chavistas gained just over a million."
Rave, it's typical spin--the whitewashed term for LYING--just like I see on all the sites that I blog on where the fascists just make stuff up. They have figured out that most readers--at least in English--are ridiculously ignorant and believe anything that they see repeated more than 3 times--especially if it is on t.v.
"Well, I suppose it could be worse. If we were celebrating the demise of turkeys, for example."
You have never eaten turkey, Rave?
Rave scratches his head for a moment.
"I probably ate it once or twice during my scavenging days, yeah. But I wasn't deliberately gunning for turkeys as the basis for a meal."
But tomorrow we are going to have roasted stuffed provençal-style chickens for my birthday. What do you think about that?
"I will at least eat the stuffing. Let me think about the chicken part."
Life is waaaaay too complicated, Rave.
Rave isn't listening. He's clawing through a back issue of Bon Appetit magazine.